Beagle Dog

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Cute & Fun Beagle Stuff
Here you will find cute Beagle poems, Beagle sayings, Beagle quotes and free animated Beagle clip art !
Things Your Beagle Wants to Say to You
  • The cat did it!
  • Oh, you said don't dig in your garden? My bad.
  • It really did smell like food.
  • This is not a mess...it's...ambiance.
  • Why do I need a name tag, I know my own name...you yell it enough.
  • What do you mean "Speak"?...I told you before, I'm a d-o-g!
  • That whole "Blame the farts on me" thing...it's getting old.
  • Mom, look what I brought you from outside... why are you screeching and crying?
  • I am king, and your shoe is my Royal Chew Toy


Things Your Beagle Must Remember (Post on Refrigerator for your Beagle)

  • We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
  • I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear while he's on the toilet.
  • The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff....(just let it go...let it go...)
  • I do not need to suddenly stand straight up while I'm lying under the coffee table.
  • I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
  • I will shake the rainwater out of my coat before entering my house.
  • I will not eat the cats' food, the cat's poop or anything belonging to the cat. (Just keep away from the cat at all times...)
  • I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpeting in the home when I am about to throw up.
  • The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
  • When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
  • I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
  • My head does not belong inside of the refrigerator.
  • I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
This Beagle clipart is free for you!   Some are animated & some are still.
Just right click on the one you like, choose "Save As" and save it to your computer!


                                                   



                                                              


   From Your Beagle to You

You chose me, out of all of the other Beagles...I thank you
There's no place I'd rather be than with you...I am loyal to you
I lay down and show you my belly...I trust you
I never have to wait for my dinner...I can depend on you
I will defend you with my last bark and bite...I am your protector
You always make sure I am safe...You are my protector
I am so happy you made me part of your family... I love you