Things Your Beagle Wants to Say to You
The cat did it!
Oh, you said don't
dig in your garden? My bad.
It really did smell like food.
This is not a mess...it's...ambiance.
Why do I need a name tag, I know my own name...you yell it enough.
What do you mean "Speak"?...I told you before, I'm a d-o-g!
That whole "Blame the farts on me" thing...it's getting old.
Mom, look what I brought you from outside... why are you screeching and crying?
I am king, and your shoe is my Royal Chew Toy